my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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