she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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