You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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