Got a toothbrush?
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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