Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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