idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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