...so i touched it.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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