There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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