Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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