yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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