I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Randomize
