Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
No I am not eating basil off your cock
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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