This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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