I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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