How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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