Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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