i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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