I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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