Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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