It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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