toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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