i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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