So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
