I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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