plz talk dirty to me
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
We have started to decorate penises.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Randomize
