Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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