i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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