I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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