I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I think your dad took our porno
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
did you just send me my own nude
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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