we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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