Will you blow on my dice?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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