This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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