After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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