great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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