Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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