butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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