Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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