Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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