just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It's blow job season.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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