these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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