Don't you send me to vm
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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