Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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