Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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