just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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