i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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