you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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