Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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