let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You're a disaster
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