did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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