No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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