I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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