I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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