So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
sex in a hospital.. check
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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