i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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