So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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