remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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