So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
