I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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