We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Randomize