Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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