i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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