Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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